The Complicated Life Of a Single Girl in 25 Relatable Illustrations

Mari Andrew is an American illustrator who likes to analyze her daily life as an almost 30-year-old single girl with a large dose of humor and self-mockery.

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    mari andrew webcomic - Text - ThiN GS You CAN NEVER ESCAPE ChaNGe oRG EMaiLS YouR FRieNds kickSraRTeR YouR WORST HaiRCuT, ThaNKs YouR To TIME HoP NickNaMe YouR $20 The Time doNaTioN To You We Re BeRNie iN APR L 2015 PLeaSaNT To YOUR Needie ST AcQuaiNTaNCe The JeHovah's WITNESS iN YouR BuiLdiNG
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    mari andrew webcomic - Text - WHat MY PHONE SayS ABOUT ME SCReeN SHOTS HaiRcuT ideaS IN CaSe i eve R BecoMe a DJ iN BERLIN Messages . PASSION Photos HeaRTBReak oh God CONFUSING TEXT exchaNGeS I Need To SeNd auT FoR ANALY SiS vaRiouS MEALS SeRved whaT iF The Se ARe The LaST wORdS I eveR SAY Notes Pod casts BowLS and EveRyoNe WiLL See TheM INSTA GRAM evidence oF HiS New GiRLFRieNd ClocK AS PIRATIONS BeT Te R STORYTeLleR . Good PaReNT SoMedAY wheRe MY MoM CHILL wih CONCEPT F POLYAMORY DRAFTS oF SiG
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  • 03
    mari andrew webcomic - Triangle - SociAL Media TARGET AudienCeS FRieNdS The GuY YouRe CURRENTLY DATING FUTURe BeYFRiend Mo M YouR MOST CHIC AcQuaiNTaNce GUYS You who MAY OCCaSiON ALLY LURK Who GhoSTed ON Ex- BoYFRieNdS
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  • 04
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - FIRST DaTe BINGO FavoRed PReSideNTal TRave L #oF SBLINGSCANdidate Love VeGe TaRiaN DaNce oF M TOWN MoveS Fave ikeS SNAPPY hrooM AlleN Movie DResseR FRONK OceaN
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  • 05
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - S TRaiGhTFoRwa Rd A VeR.Y DATING APP DJ DeSiGNe R/ PeRPeTUAL PoeT Ry STudeNT Seeking: Meek, QuiRKY FRANCO Phile who owNS TYPe WRITeR He caN BORROW ( Likes SKINNY GUYS MaTcha ENTRe PReNeuR SeekiNg: STYLE CoNSciouS FeMale acceSSORY To MPRove INSTAGRAM GRid Nice, FiNaNcially. STaBle RUNNING eNThu SiaST START- UP GuY/NOMad SeekiNG: GiRL who waNTS To SeekiNg: SoMeONe To RePLace Ex HeaR ALL aBovT Machv PiceHu
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  • 06
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - TYPES of CRUSHES BARISTA OFFICE GuY: INS PiReS You SMiLeS AT To PUT ON You iN The LIPSTICK BeFoRe WORK HaLLWAY ASSUMed To Be YouR AGe BuT PoTeNTially 7 YeaRS YoUNGeR? PROBaBLy WouLdNT Reco GNiZe HiM dvTSide OF WORK B T Thats NoT iMPoRTaNT INSTA GRAM CRu Sh 30-MiN. CRuSh AT coFFee Shof GYM, GROceRy STORE, DMV GiRLFRieNd oR SISTER? SH S! EXCELLENT CoMMand oF Geo Ta GGING You caN PROJecT ALL HOPeS 6N HiM Because He Doe SNT SPeak
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  • 07
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - Heyi ThiNk iM doing ok! i aM Loved, aM SMART, i Have TaleNTS i'M HaPPy GRate Fu L Pe RSON a He1, FRee *TexTS a Guy Who doesNT ON Tves? RespoNd I hAve NohiN To oF FeR. O
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  • 08
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - Guy PLays GuiTaR FOR YoU WheN a Ple aSe STOP Please STOP PleaSe Make iT STOP PLay That NeuT RAL MILK HOTEL SON AGain! IN CoLLeGe Now
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  • 09
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - HEY SHey Het You STILL ALive? (Guess NoT. RiP (Hey What a Re ov doiN TONiGHT UGH WOMEN ARe PSYCHOS
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  • 10
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - Do You Love Me *? MY ART My HaiRcuT *MY FRieNd S *MY INTE RIOR de coRaTiNg STYLE *My CookiNG M1 So cial Media PRe SeNce My FavoRi Te NaMeS MY FavoRiTe Book My ToP 5 Movie S My DReaM TRavel De SriNalioN Eve Ry ThiNG ive EveR WRITTEN oR dRawN oR ThaughT aBouT
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  • 11
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - MaTH PROBLEMS So The BaBYS I'M 31 Due iN Like.. WeekS ALON G! 5 MONTH S? 3 MONTHS ShouLd Be CALLING a CAB To The HoSPTAL? SecoNd- GueSSeS NUMBER oF MONIHS a YEAR Shes 27 MONTHS IN IS ThaT The SURE, We Re ROYAL WE? OR Have Yov aNd YouR BoYFRiend FRee oN SaTuRd AY! BecoMe a SINGLE UNIT?
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  • 12
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - I OFFER You: My HEART MY HoPes M FeaRS My CReaTiviTY My PaST My BodY My TiMe MY ENERGY NaH, I'M Good. NOTHIN G PeR SoNal, Though.
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  • 13
    mari andrew webcomic - Technology - Had great time last aigh I'd like to See again Had a reat time las nigh T'd lite to see you again ModeRN TRaGEdy A
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  • 14
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - Google How do you do TaxeS What ShouLd I ThiNK ABouT EdwaRd SNowdeN what does Hor XEMON WateR acTually Do FAMOUS People Who GoT Thei R START a FTER IF i Leave My oveN ON WILL 30 I Die
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  • 15
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - LIFE ART C FRieNdS/ WALKS AROU Nd The CITY AdveNTUReMo M JOB LOVE DaNciNg MuSic WRITING
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    mari andrew webcomic - Text - WONT Be aBLe To Make iT TONIGHT aFTeR WONT Be aBLe To Make iT TONIGHT aFTeR ALL. So SORRY ALL So SORR! What I SAY What I THiNK
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    mari andrew webcomic - Text - STATEMENT OPENING T M NOT LO0KING FOR SE Riou S ANYTHING Ri GHT NOw AGAIN ST EVi DENCE He Took You To a Re ST au RaNT wiTh Li GhTS TWINKLE He FoLLowed BoTh oF YouR iN STAGRAM accoUNTS MeNTioNed You To HiS He MOM He BouGhT You PaiN killeRS Midol
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    mari andrew webcomic - Text - TIME LINE of GReaTe ST CONCERNS What iS MY FaveRiTe CoLoR REA LLY? AGeS 4 1 When He iGNo ReS Me does That MeaN He LikeS 10-13 ME? What doeS iT ALL 14- 16 MEAN? What ARe My BLiTical BELIEFS aNd How do I EXPRESS My OUTRAGe? How and WheN do I 17-11 20-23 BReak uP WiTh HiM? How do I FoLLow My dReamS aNd GeT INSURANCE? 24-27 Do I waNT KidS 28 KNd oF MiLK Should Be DRINKING? 29-30-What I
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    mari andrew webcomic - Clothing - IN VeN TO RY CLOSET MIGHT GeT iNViTed MIGAT FiT SOMe da To YACHT PART SoMe day MIGHT HAve a BoYFRieNd M:GAT SOMe DAY M:GHT Go Have a RUNNI N1 SOMe DAY GaLLe Ry Show ofeniNG SIME DAY MiGhT Go oUT FOR ice diNNeR SoMe DAY MiGhT ShAve LEGS SOME DAY
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    mari andrew webcomic - Text - HAPPINESS Succe SS NoT eNouGh NaPS SLeep FeeliNG Like YouR 5-YeaR- oLd SELF
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    mari andrew webcomic - Text - TIME LiNe oF DR EAM BoY FRieNds GUY wiTh HaiR RESEMBLING ThaT oF Lead SINGER FROM BoY BaNd Du JouR AGeS 12 13 MOST PLAYS A SPoRT BUT NOT AN AGGReSSive ONe AGeS 14 18 AGeS 11 23 a LaYS IN a BANd AGES 24- 25 FOREIGN AGeS 26-28 HaS a JoB AGeS TexTS Yov BACK 29 t
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    mari andrew webcomic - Text - VULNERABILITY The FIRST 20 PHOTOS You NUTS iNSTaGRaMMed FilTeR The CONTENTS oF The LyNch You BRING FROM HOMe YouR NeTFLix BEGIN RecoMM endaTionS AGAIN YouR The NOTES OFFICE SecTioN oF SELF YOUR PHONE EMaiLS To YOUR MOM
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    mari andrew webcomic - Text - PEOPLE Tou MeeT WHile TRA VELING BaRiSTa who GiveS YOUNG BeauTiFul HiPPie who MakeS You You PROFoUNd RETHINK YOUR Li Fe Advice ENTIRE WARdR Be/ LiFe OL WOMAN GuY ON METRo who iS PROBaBLy YouR SouLMaTe who YeLLS aT You FOR doiN SOMeThiNG WRONG BUT You'LL BUT THeN NeveR KNOW FOR SURE SOFTENS 1ΛΛΙ)
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  • 24
    mari andrew webcomic - Text - The FRIENd GROUP IN A Yo UNG AdvLT SERieS The ONe Who LikeS ScieNce The SPORTY The oNe Who UNdeRSTaNdS Make uP ONE The ARTSY ONe wiTh The ScaRveS The FRIENd GROUP iN Li FE AduLT The The The oNe The oNe Who TiNdeR SouL CYCLE wiTh THE CaN CUT He R oWN BANG S EXPERT ETSy SHOP ENThu Sia ST
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